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For the omnipresent saucalisha:

First of all, two questions in less than one week is pretty alarming. Perhaps you should ask the Easter Bunny for a Magic 8 Ball?

Second, I must admit that your inquisition stumped even someone as intuitive as myself. I am delighted to announce that I am handing the torch to my cat sinistermitch for this one.

So we meet again. Splendid.

To answer your question, there is reason why fools like yourself cease being happy once they ask themselves if they are, in fact, happy.

My Father (Lucifer), sensing the doubt from you humans, uses this as an opportunity to deploy his minion of crows and vultures, who in turn swarm around and annihilate any trace of happiness that may have escaped from mouths upon its utterance.

AND IF YOU DO NOT BELIEVE ME, MAYBE I CAN DEMONSTRATE THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU.

Affably your's,
Marcy
sinistermitch


Wow, Saucey. That was pretty heavy. Have fun digesting that one!

Much love and pickle paste,
RUBY
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Time:2005-03-18 12:50 pm (UTC)
Thank you Ruby for taking time out of your busy and hectic schedule to school someone as inquisitive as I am.

Second, Thanks so much Marcy! I can't wait till I see you again so that I can love and pet you. Do you want me to paint your nails for you? I have this beautiful blood red color that I know you could NOT pass up! Let me know!!

K BYEBYE
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